Hart To Hart

Watched two episodes of "Hart to Hart" over the last
week.

In the first episode titled "Harts Desire." One of
the characters played by Dean Stockwell, appears in
a southern uniform from the American Civil War.

He is reading a book called "Hearts Desire" and
believes he is the Colonel Daniel from the book.

At one stage he throws down on a table, a letter. It
is a discharge from a mental hospital that has the
name James on it.

At the end of the episode, during which the man only
used the name Colonel Daniel, Jennifer Hart says to
Jonathan "What will happen to JAMES?" The name he
NEVER used.

In the second episode "Christmas Hart" we see a young
man lying unconscious on the floor, next to a ladder.
Jonathan rings him. The young man comes to, enough
to crawl to the table about four feet away and pull the
phone off the hook and whisper into it HELP. He then
collapses, with the phone next to his head.

We go back to the Hart house were the Harts are jumping
up to go save the young man. We then go back to the
young man, who is now BACK NEXT TO THE LADDER! and
no phone in sight!

Hart to Hart

Watched an eposide called "On a Bed of Harts." It has been
the worse eposide I have seen in any show so far.

The idea was that it was the Harts anniversary, so Jonathan
bought Jennifer the bed they spent their first night as a
married couple. The only problem was that it was the wrong
bed.

Sop they go to Napa valley to the inn to get the right bed.
It turns out the man who owned the inn had died a few months
before, so the inn and all its contents plus the 40 acres of
vines were up for auction.

So The Harts buy the lot for $5 million.

That night a frenchman sneaks into the bedroom, but leaves
when he finds Jennifer asleep in the bed. Jonathan chases
him down the stairs where the frenchman knocks a suit of
armour on top of him and runs out the front door. Jennifer
is halfway down the stairs and helps her husband back up
the stairs. They go into the bedroom and the bed, a four
poster IS GONE. It has been taken out on to the balcony
and lowered onto a bedtray and they see it being driven
away. REALLY IN LESS THAN 5 MINUTES!!!It is a heavy wooden
bed!

They find it at Mrs. Thorn's and take it back. As they
leave you can see the wires attached to the sheet lift the
sheet and drop it onto the road!

They spend the night hiding in a barn, where the frenchman
finds them the next moring, but not knowing the Harts are
actually in the bed he drives off in their car towing the
bed. Of course the bed becomes seperated from the car as
Mrs. Thorn chase them. But the wire attached to the bed
that is pulling it along for about twenty miles, can
clearly be seen.

They crash ino a fruit marketer's cart. He sell them his
old truck and the next thing we see the bed sitting on top
of the boxes of fruit! How did it get there?

They spend the night in the barn AGAIN. They find that the
flowers on the headbed are covering a stolen mother and
child painting that was smuggled out of France.

So I wondered WHAT anniversary the Harts were celebrating?
because how long were the smugglers going to wait till
they sold the painting?

The Harts leave the barn but the old truck breaks down in
front of a nursery. The next thing the Harts are driving
into San Francisco in a VW with the four poster bed sitting
on top! Once again how DID it get THERE?!!

The frenchman follows them and when they go into a valuer
he drives off in the VW. Surely Jonathan didn't leave the
keys in the ignition?!!

The Harts catch up with him at a bedding place. Here two
workmen struggle to get the bed off the VW and push it onto
the display floor.

The frenchman turns out to be an interpol agent. Then he
announces the bed itself is a French 'treasure' because an
infamous maid of an infamous brothel madam owned the bed.

In the final scene the Harts are in the bed because the
frenchman allowed them once last night in the bed.

The camera pans out and we see they are in a display.

We see it is at the The Palace of Versailles!!(A long way
to go to spend one last night in the bed!!!)

Charmed

I was watching an eposide called Mrs. Hellfire. In this
eposide Mrs. Hellfire is a hit woman hired by a crook
called Bane, to kill the Halliwell sisters. Prue turns
the tables and ends up killing Mrs. Hellfire. Prue and
Piper search the body and find her address they go there
to search in order to find out who hired her.

Prue can't help herself when she sees Mrs. Hellfire's
wardrobe, she starts trying pieces on.

Prue then goes back to the foyer and looks at the card
on a lovely bunch of roses. They are from Bane.

The next thing two thugs appear in the foyer and take
Prue believeing her to be Mrs. Hellfire.

The thugs take her to Bane. He asks her what she thought
of the roses and she says "I prefer lillies."

They banter for about half an hour then he takes her back
to "her apartment" which is now filled with about a dozen
bunches of orchids.

He asks her what she thinks now she has her preferred flower?
There in lies the major fault. Prue said she liked LILLIES
not ORCHRIDS. On top of which Bane never left her said once
he met her and never made a phone call so who ordered the
flowers and what flower shop could get so many orchrids
together and deliver them in less than 30 minutes, fine
if it is a movie studio not so a real shop.

Psych

Watched an episode the other day, where Shawn chases
after an FBI agent who turns out to be the bad guy.

Shawn runs out of the police building and sees a bike.
There is no hemlet on the bike and Shawn does not have
a hemlet in his hand. Yet less than a minute later we
see him on the bike WITH A HEMLET ON chasing the FBI
agent's car.