Hart to Hart

Watched an eposide called "On a Bed of Harts." It has been
the worse eposide I have seen in any show so far.

The idea was that it was the Harts anniversary, so Jonathan
bought Jennifer the bed they spent their first night as a
married couple. The only problem was that it was the wrong
bed.

Sop they go to Napa valley to the inn to get the right bed.
It turns out the man who owned the inn had died a few months
before, so the inn and all its contents plus the 40 acres of
vines were up for auction.

So The Harts buy the lot for $5 million.

That night a frenchman sneaks into the bedroom, but leaves
when he finds Jennifer asleep in the bed. Jonathan chases
him down the stairs where the frenchman knocks a suit of
armour on top of him and runs out the front door. Jennifer
is halfway down the stairs and helps her husband back up
the stairs. They go into the bedroom and the bed, a four
poster IS GONE. It has been taken out on to the balcony
and lowered onto a bedtray and they see it being driven
away. REALLY IN LESS THAN 5 MINUTES!!!It is a heavy wooden
bed!

They find it at Mrs. Thorn's and take it back. As they
leave you can see the wires attached to the sheet lift the
sheet and drop it onto the road!

They spend the night hiding in a barn, where the frenchman
finds them the next moring, but not knowing the Harts are
actually in the bed he drives off in their car towing the
bed. Of course the bed becomes seperated from the car as
Mrs. Thorn chase them. But the wire attached to the bed
that is pulling it along for about twenty miles, can
clearly be seen.

They crash ino a fruit marketer's cart. He sell them his
old truck and the next thing we see the bed sitting on top
of the boxes of fruit! How did it get there?

They spend the night in the barn AGAIN. They find that the
flowers on the headbed are covering a stolen mother and
child painting that was smuggled out of France.

So I wondered WHAT anniversary the Harts were celebrating?
because how long were the smugglers going to wait till
they sold the painting?

The Harts leave the barn but the old truck breaks down in
front of a nursery. The next thing the Harts are driving
into San Francisco in a VW with the four poster bed sitting
on top! Once again how DID it get THERE?!!

The frenchman follows them and when they go into a valuer
he drives off in the VW. Surely Jonathan didn't leave the
keys in the ignition?!!

The Harts catch up with him at a bedding place. Here two
workmen struggle to get the bed off the VW and push it onto
the display floor.

The frenchman turns out to be an interpol agent. Then he
announces the bed itself is a French 'treasure' because an
infamous maid of an infamous brothel madam owned the bed.

In the final scene the Harts are in the bed because the
frenchman allowed them once last night in the bed.

The camera pans out and we see they are in a display.

We see it is at the The Palace of Versailles!!(A long way
to go to spend one last night in the bed!!!)