Meg sent me an e mail which I thought was extremely funny, so
I'm going to share it with you.
THIS IS A FAIRY STORY THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN TOLD TO GIRLS WHEN
THEY WERE LITTLE.
Once upon a time in a land far away.
There lived a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess.
One day as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores
of an unpolluted pond, in a verdant meadow near her castle.
A frog happened to hop into the princess' lap
and said: "Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however and I will turn back,
into the dapper, young prince that I am.
Then my sweet, we can marry and
set up housekeeping in your castle, with my mother.
You can prepare our meals, clean our clothes, bear my children
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly,
sauteed frog legs, seasoned in a white wine and onion sauce.
She chuckled and thought to herself
"I don't f..king think so."
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